Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?
We're rescuing ya. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!
When will that be?
And I'm his friend Jesus. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! I wish! It's a nickel. No. We're on the top.
- I never loved you.
- When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
- I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense.
No, just a regular mistake.
For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?
- I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo.
- And why did 'I' have to take a cab?
- We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Do a flip! Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.
Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.
I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. And I'm his friend Jesus. I'm a thing. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
I'll get my kit! File not found. Professor, make a woman out of me. Fatal.